Hilversum





Vandaag, zondag, geschilderd in Hilversum, na een gezonde portie poffertjes in Laren, een lange nacht in de Karoessel, en daarna nog een lekker portie botsautotjes op de kermis.

Vinnie & Donnie geven een workshop!


Graffiti populaire workshop
Kinderen van acht tot twaalf jaar leerden gisteren hoe zij met een verfspuitbus om moeten gaan. Op een houten plank moesten zij hun initialen spuiten. ‘Ze zijn allemaal heel enthousiast en komen met allerlei originele ideeën’, zegt de 21-jarige Vinnie Leuk die een van de docenten van de workshop is. Hij beoefent zijn hobby op de garagedeur van zijn ouders. Sommige kinderen willen het geleerde direct in de praktijk toepassen, zoals het jongetje dat aan zijn ouders ging vragen of hij zijn slaapkamerdeur onder handen mocht nemen.

W T F?????????????????


Jullie mogen mij vriendelijk bedanken voor het vinden van alweer een juweeltje.

A lovestory in Londno


http://www.iwillnotdrawasiamtold.com/files/alovestoryinlondno.pdf
Niet af, maar ja, inmiddels toch een beetje te laat...

The Internet!

We kennen hem allemaal wel, maar vond dit bijschrift classic! Dus

especially for you Sopa

How to Write a L'il Wayne Verse in 10 Easy Steps


1. Pick a Verb. Preferably a verb about running away from the law or from an assailant. I.E. Duck, Run, Dodge or maybe Stop, Drop or Roll. L'il Wayne LOVES stopping, dropping and rolling. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

2. Connnect the verb to some sort of simile. This is crucial. Every single L'il Wayne line must contain some sort of relatively obvious simile. So maybe you can "duck like Scrooge." "Run like a bloody nose." Or even "Dodge like Kansas." You can do metaphors but try to steer away from doing this too often, lest people think that you are a different ghost-writer. That is bad. Also for bonus points talk about how "sweet" you are. L'il Wayne loves talking about being sweet like a Tahitian Treat or some other delicacy high in sucrose.

3. Mention "Slanging Keys." This is crucial to establish street cred. Don't pay attention to the fact that L'il Wayne's been famous since 12 and the only thing he knows about slangin' is that he speaks with it. After all, if you don't talk drugs how else can you impress the translucent Dairy Queen-white music critics. This way they can also compare you to the Wire. (Just remember to connect all that "slanging keys" talk with a simile).

4. Declare that you are Weezy F. Baby. This will tell listeners who you are. Sure, they probably already know, but adding The "F" in the middle of the name uncertainly adds to Wayne's level of class. It makes him seem like F. Scott Fitzgerald. Exactly like F. Scott Fitzgerald. Whatever you do, don't attempt to ascertain what the "F" stands for. That my friends is a slippery slope. And whatever you do, don't think about what the "F" stands for while looking at a picture of Wayne and Baby making out.

5. Talk about hustling. Music critics love hustling. Presumably, they are devotees to the energetic style of basketball popularized by players like Ben Wallace, Kurt Rambis and Mark Madsen. This will make them feel at home. If there's anything music writers know about, it's hustling.

6. Talk about Baby. Call him your Daddy. Forget the fact that he's not actually your Daddy. Forget the fact that the majority of people that call other men "daddy" are prostitutes. It's unimportant. Mention something that Baby told you. Maybe that he told you that "these is ." Or that he told you to "Turn around and stick out." (Maybe, he was just quoting Sir-Mix-A-Lot.) Ignore the fact that you call a man named "Baby," "Daddy." Let's just chalk that up to being a New Orleans thing.

7. Make some sort of obvious pop culture technology reference. Talk about IPods. Or Myspace. Or gigabytes. Something remotely technological. It will show that Wayne is not completely retarded (just partially) and might have actually read a newspaper once or twice. Which clearly means he is a genius.

8. Talk about how poorly you treat women. Perhaps you can claim how you'll "never love a ." Or how you'll "never give a ho a damn thing." The more misogynistic the better. This will definitely do much to steer people away from those nasty "gay" rumors.

9. Apropos to nothing, make some sort of remark about Hurricane Katrina. No need to bother making it have anything to do with the rest of the verse. After all, never underestimate white liberal guilt. Any sort of name-dropping will make white liberals feel bad and they will forget the fact that Wayne is a multi-millionaire and anoint him the voice of the people. Also, be sure to make wild ridiculous conspiracy theories like claiming that you heard George Bush blew up the levees. The more absurd the better. Go for it.

10. Proclaim yourself the "Greatest Rapper Alive."Forget the Fact that Wayne would be lucky to be included in a list of the Top 20 rappers working right now. Most music critics haven't listened to Hip Hop Made Before 1999 anyway (other than Public Enemy). If you proclaim yourself the greatest, you will be the greatest. Or at least people will be foolish enough to buy this canard.

Now you're On Your Way To Being Cash Money's Newest Ghost-Writer. Fame, Fortune (and anonymity) Await You.


stolen from somewhere on the internet

Shenki dus!



Liefde voor de vrienden!



Sao Paolo heeft geen billboards meer. De burgemeester was het zat dat de commercie geen gehoor gaf aan het reclamebeleid met richtlijnen tegen uithangborden waarachter je je huis niet terugvindt en een skyline van zeppelins en billboards. In de Amsterdamse binnenstad zijn met succes, door burgemeester en winkeliersvereniging, de vlaggen, reclameborden en neonletters aan banden gelegd. Volgens de nieuwste plannen voor een rode loper dreigt het Damrak zelfs gezellig te worden. Op Amsterdamse foto's met dezelfde schoonheid als die uit Sao Paolo moeten we nog wachten.


Fotos:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tonydemarco/sets/72157600075508212/

Via: Bright.nl

dus toch...

Grime videotjes


Dizzee rascal vs Crazy Titch


Wiley vs Lethal Bizzle

Now this goes there....

Yuka Yamaguchi
En meer van dit hier (in de Gallery)

Zo kan je ook pannekoeken maken ja....


Freebasen, hier meer.
Geen dank!

Greatgreat!

Serie van op elkaar reagerende auto reclames. Bentley neemt geniaal het laatste woord!




Revs

"I like people that just do what they do, whether it makes sense or it don't"

No disrespect, maar beetje een oud, vies, kalend mannetje lijkt het me wel.

One day i went to Lidl.



"One day I went to Lidl
I went to shoplift in Lidl
then I got caught in Lidl
now I don't go back to Lidl."

New Rave On Rave Strong

Your scene sucks!


Do the clicky and find out why!

So Internet!

n 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.
To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUE


Found somewhere on the internet for your pleasure!

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Found on Flickr, ofcourse in Japan

FIJNTJES



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voetballende robots dus. Niet met afstandsbedieningen, maar ingeprogrammeerd en voorzien van camera's en sensoren enzo. De TU eindhoven heeft ook een team. Algeheel doel van de robocup is om in 2050 een robot team tegen een echt voetbal team te laten spelen en te winnen

HUNNEMEDIGGIEDIGIE!! En het zijn roffe tracks met een boodschap, stomme klootzak!



Fast

Very fast.......

The 101 golden rules of HARDCORE

1) Be tough at all times.
2) Never cheer after a show... only clap.
3) Be open minded in a "PUNCH PEOPLE" kind of way.
4) Only the good hardcore bands have names that are sentences with "tha" instead of "the" in them.
5) Ankles are tough so bring your socks down into your shoes so we can see them.
6) Tattoos are tough especially when they are on your calves. See rule .5 on how to see said tattoo more clearly.
7) Wear your hoodie in the mosh pit because sweating like a wild pig makes you look tough.
8) Say you got into hardcore 16 years ago, but you are only 15. Because you were core even in the womb.
9) Shit on Target for putting out fake Poison shirts, then secretly go buy one.
10) Be a non-conformist, just like all your friends.
11) Practice hardcore dancing in front of your mirror and then try them out the next time Terror or First Blood comes to town.
12) A hardcore band is only original if you call it something-core. Ex: Beatdown-core, Brassknuckle-core, mediocore
13) Remember, it's fun to punch and kick kung fu style.
14) Prove your toughness by pummling people who are actually enjoying that band.
15) Real hardcore fans are called kids.
16) Complain how hardcore bands are playing with metal bands at all costs!
17) Have your own zine, website, production company or be in a band. Claim you are friends with the singer from Shai Halud.
18) Tell people you work in the music industry. Dont tell them its FYE
19) More ankles people!
20) Embrace everybody in the scene except for those people who are not you.
21) Refer to bands as old school or new school and then act tough again.
22) Pretend that you get Dillinger Escape Plan.
23) Shop at second hand stores and then go buy insanely expensive shoes.
24) Beat people up and then make sure your myspace is chock-full of big ups to God.
25) Smoking, drinking, and having sex before marriage is too trendy. Real hardcore tough guys abstain.
26) Whatever you do, don't let the singer on stage ever sing in the mic. Make sure you grab it from him and sing in it yourself. After all, you do a better job singing than him. It's a wonder they didn't put you on the album.
27) Start your own hardcore band.
28) Have your logo resemble some random 80's product for nostalgia.
29) Talk about the scene any chance you get. Say as many obscure hardcore bands from NJ as possible.
30) If you are shy, start an emo band so you don't have to look at the audience.
31) People who know more bands than you are better than you.
32) Add the letter X before and after important words. Ex: XhardcorekidX, XmoshfuckX
33) Never talk about how cool rap music is unless you are attempting to be funny in which case stop it because hardcore kids are tough not funny.
34) It's merch not merchandise.
35) Hardcore girls must wear either head bands, bandanas or pig tails at all times.
36) Stretch your ears out to look more intimidating.
37) The bigger you stretch your ears out, THE MORE HARDCORE YOU ARE.
38) Your ears should be stretched out enough to accommodate a block of wood, a hubcap, or a penis.
39) People in the front row are best used as a ladder/staircase to reach your goal... steal the mic away from the singer.
40) When people ask you if you like a band always say, "I only like the old stuff" or "I haven't really gotten into the new stuff."
41) Buy all of that band's merch.
42) Wear your new merch at the next hardcore show.
43) Repeat .41 and .42
44) If you have to wear glasses, make sure they are thick, black framed ones.
45) Don't tell anybody, but make sure you try on your new vintage clothes and stud belt before heading out to see Poison the Well.
46) Never admit you like Hatebreed, but make sure to see them 12 times that year and say you are here to see the few bands opening, cuz someone in one of those bands is your "boy".
47) Complain that they aren't playing with Slayer, but don't admit you actually dont know any Slayer songs.
48) Complain at all costs.
49) Tag team hardcore dancing is cool.
50) Real hardcore kids are really struggling photographers.
51) You don't go to hardcore concerts, you go to hardcore shows. BIG difference.
52) Name your hardcore dance moves things like "The Mother Fuck" or "Kick That Guy's Ass Move" or better yet... stay home and cry.
53) Protect your body from swinging limbs by sacrificing your two arms.
54) Scream about love.
55) All age venues are important so you are not tempted to drink.
56) Claim you know a guy who knows a guy whose best friend was standing next to the guy who got his ass kicked during Converge. Bash the hardcore scene and then go see The Get Up Kids.
57) Anytime somebody mentions a band always say you know somebody in the band.
58) Wear your pins with honor! Shai Halud, American Nightmare, Minor Threat are the purple heart of valour.
59) Velcro shoes are cool.
60) Don't admit that you have a crush on the singer from Walls of Jericho. If somebody asks, say you respect her as a musician only.
61) Your band name should contain one of the following words: blood, murder, kill, victim and/or "tha".
62) Print your band name as if it was on a bad printing press. Actual graphics are for posers.
63) Sleep on a portrait painted prettier then everyone.
64) 100 bands from around the world are to play in your city. All of them are the world's best hardcore bands. Every label represented, every hardcore subgenre present. The venue is the best all-ages venue in the world. Tickets are $1.00. It is your job to go around saying the festival should be free.
65) Record producers must make sure to pump the mid because mid is tough.
66) Re-issue your demos after every album.
67) When the band starts playing, everybody join hands and make a big circle so we can watch the big kids play.
68) Crying on stage makes you a professional.
69) Complain some more.
70) Album covers must be made at home on Photoshop by your good friend.
71) If you are from New York, NEVER smile in a promo pic. In fact, always try to cross your arms and look into the camera as if you are going to beat up who ever is looking.
72) If you are from New Jersey, NEVER smile in a promo pic either. In fact, try to look like you just lost your girl friend to the hardcore band from New York.
73) Never admit that emo is country music lyrics mixed with pop rock riffs and marketed by 17 year olds trying to make their friend be the next Dashboard Confessional.
74) American Idol is your worst enemy (but you voted for Ruben).
75) You can get away with glitter on your face as long as your stretched ear plugs are clear.
76) Girls in boy shorts are cool... Guys in girls jeans are fags
77) Bandanas are cool.
78) Bandanas with big X on them are cooler.
79) Bandanas with big X on them were cool last week, you poser.
80) Your best friend is a guy named XattackX from Jersey who you chat with on AIM everyday. He is coming to see you one day. Really.
81) Chunky breakdowns in your songs are original and you should continue to do them despite every other band doing them which is clearly a rip off of your band.
82) Judge other bands and always compare them to the socio-cultural effects of the band Integrity.
83) Look up socio-cultural in the dictionary and then get offended.
84) Green Day is the real reason you are still alive.
85) Describe your group of friends as "Your family" or "YOur blood".
86) Obey the laws of the hardcore scene or forever be banished from the circle.
87) WHEN SOMEBODY ASKS YOU WHAT IS HARDCORE RESPOND WITH, "I AM HARDCORE " THEN PUNCH SOMEBODY IN THE FACE FOR LOOKING AT YOU WRONG.
88) Keep punching.
89) Kick a little, too.
90) Punch.
91) Add a threat about their mother for good measure.
92) Pretend you won the fight then pickup your dismembered left arm.
93) You are wearing the same thing as the 40-year old gas pump attendant, but for some strange mystical reason you are cooler than he is.
94) Tell everybody that Bridge 9 Records is too trendy.
95) Did you stop acting tough? I saw you hug that teddy bear.
96) Pierce your tits and tattoo your body.
97) Straight bangs mean straightedge
98) Being vegan means you can't swallow sperm.
99) Have a friend take pics of you dancing and claim they were not staged, although NO ONE around you is dancing and they are looking at you weird in a "why is he/she dancing now?" kinda way.
100) Take everything personal.
101) No seriously, take everything personal AND assume this is about you...

Found on myspace, now go listen to some Nu Rave your tools!

Hilversum


Gisteren gespot op Hilversum centraal. Schutting waar redelijk wat taggies op stonden, ge'informationblackout'ed door een onbekend iemand.



Vanochtend nog wat bijgeschreven...

Sketches

Something that I'm working on with Kalle M, first sketches.



Fotografie enzo


99 cents, Andreas Gursky: verkocht voor 2,6 miljoen dollar.


een van de eerste kleuren fotos, Edward Steichen, 1904: verkocht voor 2,9 miljoen