What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothin’ you ain’t told the bitch twice already.
What do you call the useless skin around a pussy?
A woman.
Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?
Because if they pulled them around by their feet, they'd fill up with mud.
What's the best thing about getting a blow job?
The whole time she can't talk.
What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?
A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop your load in it.
Why do women have tits?
So men will talk to them.
Why do women have arms?
Do you know how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them.
Why do women fake their orgasms?
Because they think we care.
How do you make love to an ugly woman?
Jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.
How do you blind a woman?
Put a windshield in front of her face.
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg her to blow your paycheck.
There are only two things wrong with women:
1) Everything they say.
2) Everything they do.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.
What do you say to a girl with no tits?
Nothing.
Why don't women need watches?
There’s a clock on the stove.
What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
How do you make a woman have an orgasm?
Who cares?
All women are the same, but they have different faces
so you can tell them apart.
What are the two reasons that women don't mind their own goddamn business?
1) No mind. 2) No business.
Women are like guns... keep one around long enough
and you’re going to want to shoot it.
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2 comments:
hahaha, Word!
How do you make love to an ugly woman?
Jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.
heh heh
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