Nasty Old People
Mette is a member of a neo-Nazi gang, her day job is to take care of four crazy old people that all are just waiting to die. Her life becomes a journey into a burlesque fairytale, where the rules of the game are created by Mette herself. Mette is indifferent about her way of life, until she one night assaults a man, kicking him senseless. Waking up the day after, she realizes that something is wrong, and in company with the her crazy oldies she longs for respect and love. She can tell that the old folks are marginalized by the modern society, but together they create a world and a voice of their own.
Yoooo ahhh Stooopid...
Wat zeggen ze ook alweer over blaffende honden?
"Bitch, I will fuck you up!" krijgt toch mooi even welverdiend een pakkie rammel van "Fhakyooo".
"Bitch, I will fuck you up!" krijgt toch mooi even welverdiend een pakkie rammel van "Fhakyooo".
RELOAD en IAFF
Ja dus, RELOAD en IAFF slaan de handen ineen en presenteren tijdens het International Amsterdam Film Festival drie films, te weten; Abraham Obama, 12 en Skatopia.
Abraham Obama; vrijdag 9 oktober, 20.30 (de balie)
12; zaterdag 10 oktober, 18.30 (de uitkijk)
Skatopia; zondag 11 oktober, 19.00 (de uitkijk)
Abraham Obama; vrijdag 9 oktober, 20.30 (de balie)
12; zaterdag 10 oktober, 18.30 (de uitkijk)
Skatopia; zondag 11 oktober, 19.00 (de uitkijk)
Gefeliciteerd met je WHOOP WHOOP!
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Relationship trouble, write Tech Support...
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0 and
· Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
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